Cast

The motley crew

Paddy Pogue

Not much is known about Paddy at this time. What we do know is that he's been wandering around for a very long time. He has recently hitched back to Tacoma, WA from parts unknown.

Comics: 214
Recent Appearance: Four Eight Timing
First Appearance: The more things change...

Patrick

40ish, semi-employed.

Comics: 146
Recent Appearance: Bump in the Night
First Appearance: Put 'em to work

Narrator

Voice from beyond the 4th wall, and past the 12th door on the left. With a voice like Patrick Stewart run through a grinder, like a conscience he is ignored by most. Manipulated by a few.

Comics: 81
Recent Appearance: Boxed Belfry
First Appearance: The more things change...

Cat

He's a cat. Anything I use to describe him will be held in the greatest disdain. He is just going to do what he damn well pleases.

Comics: 45
Recent Appearance: Boxed Belfry
First Appearance: Put 'em to work

Wife

Just awesome.

Comics: 43
Recent Appearance: Fortitude
First Appearance: Put 'em to work

Dog

Lovable Hemorrhoid. She will be missed very, very much.

Comics: 22
Recent Appearance: No words
First Appearance: Put 'em to work

Mr Freddy Rubenbottom

Mr Freddy Rubenbottom was originally from Victoria, BC (For our American readers, that's in Canada, but almost Washington State. The west coast. Yes it is a state. So are Alaska and Hawaii) Mr Rubenbottom's father was a proper English gentleman and his Scottish mother, was not. Mr Rubenbottom is also very serious, yet somehow you always hear "Yakkity Sax" playing in the background whenever he is near.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Fortitude
First Appearance: you make the rocking world go round

Bat

Random house bat because there is such a thing now. He's the most famous bat you've never heard of. He was a model on and off for centuries. Possibly even millennia, but since he doesn't have a true concept of time, or time of day, we'll never really know for sure. Besides, he's probably just making it all up as he goes along anyhow.

Comics: 2
Recent Appearance: Four Eight Timing
First Appearance: Boxed Belfry

Mrs Paula Metiche

We really don't know all that much about Mrs Metiche but she as hell know everything about everyone else in the neighborhood. What we heard is that she moved back into the house to take care of her elderly mother; and when she passed, just never moved out. We are also very aware that it is indeed "Mrs." Not "Ms", not "Miss", and never ever "Paula". No one seems to have ever seen Mr Metiche, and there is only ever enough trash put out for one; barely. The children say that on warm summer days her yard smells like a dead raccoon. It's probably just the Douglas Nightshade she has in the yard.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: "Delightfully tacky AND unrefined"