Cast

The motley crew

Paddy Pogue

Not much is known about Paddy at this time. What we do know is that he's been wandering around for a very long time. He has recently hitched back to Tacoma, WA from parts unknown.

Comics: 210
Recent Appearance: I'm glad my name's not Christmas
First Appearance: The more things change...

Patrick

40ish, semi-employed.

Comics: 145
Recent Appearance: Trick or Treatments
First Appearance: Put 'em to work

Narrator

Voice from beyond the 4th wall, and past the 12th door on the left. With a voice like Patrick Stewart run through a grinder, like a conscience he is ignored my most. Manipulated by a few.

Comics: 79
Recent Appearance: I'm glad my name's not Christmas
First Appearance: The more things change...

Cat

He's a cat. Anything I use to describe him will be held in the greatest disdain. He is just going to do what he damn well pleases.

Comics: 44
Recent Appearance: THX
First Appearance: Put 'em to work

Wife

Just awesome.

Comics: 43
Recent Appearance: Fortitude
First Appearance: Put 'em to work

Dog

Lovable Hemorrhoid. She will be missed very, very much.

Comics: 22
Recent Appearance: No words
First Appearance: Put 'em to work

Mr Freddy Rubenbottom

Mr Freddy Rubenbottom was originally from Victoria, BC (For our American readers, that's in Canada, but almost Washington State. The west coast. Yes it is a state. So are Alaska and Hawaii) Mr Rubenbottom's father was a proper English gentleman and his Scottish mother, was not. Mr Rubenbottom is also very serious, yet somehow you always hear "Yakkity Sax" playing in the background whenever he is near.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Fortitude
First Appearance: you make the rocking world go round

Mrs Paula Metiche

We really don't know all that much about Mrs Metiche but she as hell know everything about everyone else in the neighborhood. What we heard is that she moved back into the house to take care of her elderly mother; and when she passed, just never moved out. We are also very aware that it is indeed "Mrs." Not "Ms", not "Miss", and never ever "Paula". No one seems to have ever seen Mr Metiche, and there is only ever enough trash put out for one; barely. The children say that on warm summer days her yard smells like a dead raccoon. It's probably just the Douglas Nightshade she has in the yard.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: "Delightfully tacky AND unrefined"