Cat – Plastic Paddy Pogue

I'm not crying, you're crying. Ah who'm I fucking kidding. I've been crying like Alice when she's 10 feet tall

Who wants to live forever

As I write this it is late on Friday evening. Our appointment is set for Sunday. I had to make a decision, wait until Sunday evening, skip the comic this week and possibly never come back to it for reasons, … Read More

besides, they have yet to make an inflatable Santa with tinsel farts blowing out of his bottom.

Boxed Belfry

Yup. The last few weeks have been leading up to adding a new character that I’m not even certain what I’m going to do with. Then why add him? because he was cheap and I think it’s really funny that … Read More

After Nearly missing out last year, and the year before, He decided it would be good to dress up early. It's not like he has body odor or anything. There's a sweet smell of fungus, or mildew or something, but no BO

THX

Yes this years Halloween costume is a really bad ultra frilly Wonder Woman costume. I am on a budget here and the Costco costume was the cheapest I could find. Besides, it actually works for Paddy. Well except for the … Read More

Because it's always more polite to call first

Bringing up Baby

I do not recall how old I was when my parents started leaving me home with my siblings. It was certainly younger than most parents do nowadays. I remember a couple of years ago a coworker saying they needed to … Read More

Have I mentioned that cats are Assholes?

Cat in Basket No. 4, Blue period

I felt it important to run this comic as a slight interruption. You see, last night it seems that Bastet had deemed what I can only assume was some sort of pet and owner grooming session of enormous import and magnitude. Again. … Read More

He's lucky there wasn't time to perform the Positron Emission Tomography

Now serving number 9

Still fighting with the stunt double. attempt one doesn’t seem to want to hold the legs up on their own. Next is an experiment involving zip ties. I suspect that there will be comics regarding this that might accidentally appeal … Read More

Well at least not anymore. Not since the Lilliput'n incident back in '05

Dead Weight

Well the repaired hand seems to be holding up this time. I’m still a bit concerned about cutting up the second one. My first attempt at a leg stiffener seems to be a failure. I have an idea for a solution but … Read More

This week I bring you not just one, but two. Two adorable, fuzzy, rubbable bellies!

Kitty Kam

Not so sure how I feel about this one. I like the layout, and I like that it looks like a webcam, but the color is too washed out and in my head I cant figure out whose perspective the … Read More

The Pawtector

This is like our nightly routine. It’s better than the wife’s. She gets a paw across the face. As if to say “See I used the litter box like a good boy.” Edit 2/7/16 – The wife kindly pointed out that … Read More

Golden gifts

For those of you who have never heard of it: Almond Roca The first time I had one, someone left it unwrapped and on my desk at work. My first thought was that someone made a candy cat turd. so of … Read More