The Devil drives a Crown Victoria

and Andy Griffith as Ben Matlock!

The Devil drives a Crown Victoria

Paddy: The drinking is what landed me in the predicament. Rather, the barrel of cider. Pete offered terms for my entry, I was to bring the barrel. Cat: I am in need of attention Paddy: Well this got Lucy all fired up. It … Read More

"and if it wasn't legal than the Lawyers they would sue..."

Some say kissin’s a sin

"and if it wasn't legal than the Lawyers they would sue..."

Paddy: So Pete comes back with this giant book. Tells me its a listing of all me sins. but then Lucy says “This is shite, and scare tactics. Repeat sins only count if they’ve happened after forgiveness. My client’s never even … Read More

I mean really, who would do such an evil thing?

Waste not, want not

I mean really, who would do such an evil thing?

Paddy: Mind you, I was doing all this out in the fields, it was all still highly illegal and dangerous. It took me weeks to get the cider out there… Cat: steady… Paddy: and I really didn’t fancy the idea of makin’ a … Read More

Someone needs to learn to wash their hands

Plasticine porters with looking glass ties

Someone needs to learn to wash their hands

Remember Kitties don’t do drugs. Place the comma where you’d like. Place the coma where you’d like as well. Plasticine is a modeling clay material, it was a popular brand name but became commonly used to mean the material. Much … Read More

Psycho Kitty Qu'est-ce que c'est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better Run run run run run run run away

never, oh never, oh never again…

Psycho Kitty Qu'est-ce que c'est Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better Run run run run run run run away

So here’s the actual deal with the cat suddenly showing up in the photos. I’ve long ago ran out of buffer so most of the comic pictures are getting taken on Tuesday or Thursday night. On Thursday night I generally also … Read More

I heard Delta has already stocked up on extra blankets for the in-flight version.

Clean your plate

I heard Delta has already stocked up on extra blankets for the in-flight version.

Paddy: So I went and saw that new teenage romance flick, The one about the rich guy and the reporter…should you even be up there? Cat: Cat eating something he obviously, probably should not be Paddy: anyway, there was this horrible buzzing sound, … Read More

A proud asshole is still an asshole.

Chicago! Chicago! Assholes everywhere!

A proud asshole is still an asshole.

A lot of people don’t get that The Tossers song Chicago is actually about the severe stray Cat problem in the windy city. You see, they’re not saying the the people they are describing are assholes, but that with all … Read More

Kitty porn

Caught on film

Kitty porn

yup, this happens pretty often. The other morning I found him in the closet sleeping on Paddy’s lap.

Googling "euphemisms for masturbation" is hours of entertainment.

Dating Miss Michigan

Googling "euphemisms for masturbation" is hours of entertainment.

Exercising your right to privacy, Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money, Love’s labors lost, Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube…     Paddy: You could at least have the decency to close the door     Television in … Read More

We don't really have a cat. We have a fur covered walking clitoris.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

We don't really have a cat. We have a fur covered walking clitoris.

-edit 2/21/2016: noticed that the dialogue is in the wrong order. I decided to leave it since it makes about as much sense as anything else in this comic.       Television in background: I kind of like hiring somebody … Read More