Character: Dog

Lovable Hemorrhoid.
She will be missed very, very much.

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day. Yes there is such a thing.   Paddy: I made enough in tips to cover the costs of a stunt double Patrick: I don’t believe that, how much? Paddy: My split was $802.98 Patrick: you made that much … Read More

You know, you never see a 60 year old woman with large breasts and no bra in their ads. I suspect fowl play in the advertising department.

Do you know the muffin man?

You know, you never see a 60 year old woman with large breasts and no bra in their ads. I suspect fowl play in the advertising department.

First day on a new job is always a bit rough.   Door Slamming. very tired , near death, feet dragging steps on wooden floor Flopping into chair sound Dog: He’s been gone all day. I’m Hungry Patrick: Everything OK? … Read More

What do you mean I can't claim the clothing? The tablet and the Halloween decoration ARE business expenses Mr. Koskinen.

Budget movements

What do you mean I can't claim the clothing? The tablet and the Halloween decoration ARE business expenses Mr. Koskinen.

It has been very hot for the Pacific Northwest. I can tell because it’s has cooed down to 75 and I am contemplating a long sleeve shirt. It seems like just a few years ago I was in Anchorage with … Read More

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

Jane, Stop this crazy thing

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

The first time I heard Astro by the White Stripes I wasn’t really paying attention and only caught one of the last lines in the song. “Maybe Tesla does the Astro”  So basically I got electric car, and cartoon dog. The next … Read More

Websites and paraphernalia, but I'm certain he likes the way you think. ;-)

Paddy Does Dallas

Websites and paraphernalia, but I'm certain he likes the way you think. ;-)

Debbie Does Dallas is one of the most recognized titles as adult entertainment. Yet, there really isn’t anything adult in the title. Really, it could be an Audrey Hepburn movie from the 50’s about a young Northeastern woman from New … Read More

There was also going to be a bit about the Urban restaurant specializing in special mushroom dishes. The reviews said that the food takes you to another state of consciousness.

Couldn’t help myself

There was also going to be a bit about the Urban restaurant specializing in special mushroom dishes. The reviews said that the food takes you to another state of consciousness.

They were stacked there so neatly on the shelf, and they are so very enjoyable.   Paddy: So is the wife the type to be in a complete panic when she gets home? Patrick: Good question. I have no idea, … Read More

Yes. The dog is quite foul.

It’s a classic

Yes. The dog is quite foul.

“It’s a classic” The fart joke that is. So of course you have to do a classic joke with a classic movie.   very quiet dog fart Paddy: There really isn’t much dialogue is there? Patrick: Nope Dog sniffing Much … Read More

Hopefully she doesn't go on a some weird destruction spree trying get home.

Falling Down

Hopefully she doesn't go on a some weird destruction spree trying get home.

I remember going to see Falling Down with a friend when it came out. She and I were the only one’s laughing through the movie. Same thing happened with Pulp Fiction. One would think that being between two major cities, one … Read More