Narrator – Page 4 – Plastic Paddy Pogue

Perhaps he forgot to write a script for this weeks comic?

If it wasn’t attached

So there’s been a bit of a heat wave here. Not like the rest of the country, but enough that I didn’t want to be out in the sun with a plastic skeleton trying to get it to balance as … Read More

The shirt needs a ketchup stain me thinks.

Introducing Rod Stewart’s Hair

Narrator: I still don’t think flannel is the way to go. It’s too hot for summer Paddy: Well it was spring when we started Ring tone sound effect Narrator: Is that your phone? Paddy: Yes it is. This better? Narrator: Are you not going to … Read More

If I take him skydiving, will his pelvis make a whistling sound?

Word Association

Sorry for the delayed update. Had a bit of a crisis this morning, and not the good kind either. All is well and we’ll soon be back to our normal procrastinating schedule. Narrator: You better get going. He’ll be waiting … Read More

Kierkegaard, Sartre and Frankl walk into a bar…

I’m Stalling. I haven’t yet figured out how to safely take photos of Paddy on the road. I also have a lot going on here so it’s a low priority. Aaaaaaand the weather has cleared though I can write that … Read More

I still don't understand the old typewriters though. Where the fuck are they getting the ribbon from?

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

Written by the guy who has a closet full of flannel and Carhart. Narrator: You need something more appropriate Paddy: Flannel. All the homeless lumberjack kids that eat there wear flannel Narrator: They’re not homeless Paddy: Are you sure? Narrator: Why would homeless kids … Read More

The Loser

I’m a Loser baby. I neglected to get any work done this week. Granted I had a lot going on non comic related, but I still usually mange to get going with something at the last minute, which I suppose … Read More

“Delightfully tacky AND unrefined”

and look at that, suddenly we now have two neighbors. It’s like people breed or something. I originally intended to only have our little motley crew. I thought I would just mention a neighbors name kind of thing, but then … Read More

How many clichés can he fit into one comic? Does he really need to add a new character? How much space should he give him on the cast page? Can he act like an Airline and charge him for two spaces?

you make the rocking world go round

As I wrote this I started thinking, am I technically adding a new character? Do I want to bring more neighbors in on this? More appropriately, create more neighbors? How many funny lat names can I possibly come up with? … Read More

A thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters can still write a script where stormtroopers can aim a match

We are out of blue milk

Thus far I have managed to only see the first trailer for the upcoming Star Wars film. Clicking every corner and hiding every Star wars, Right wing nut case, Left Wing Fein of “I’m helping”, as well as surveys and … Read More

I find it strange that a pair of paper eyes on a stick end up looking like graphics photo shopped into the photo

It’s like the Pat Cave

So after a bit of an ordeal I am back up and running. Looks like a carriers update borked my phone somehow. At least that’s the best I can figure because when I actually did get the original phone to … Read More