Trick or Treatments

I was really hoping there would be someone dressed as a radio active Madam Curie Zombie.

Patrick: You should go check it out
Paddy: Why me?
Patrick: Because you’re dressed for the occasion
Paddy: Don’t be cheeky

sfx: Doorbell

Paddy: Since when do birds ring door bells?

sfx: random offspring from neighbors dressed as various miniature versions of the latest pop culture. Much like our Hero

Paddy: Christ! We have got to get this timeline fixed