There really is a difference between using a feather, versus using a whole chicken

My Name is Brinjal Aubergine

There really is a difference between using a feather, versus using a whole chicken

Paddy: …and that’s when I discovered that the beater bar wasn’t what I thought it was, it’s really more of a roller with a brush Narrator: 30 minutes later Paddy: so really you have to leave a little room for air flow or … Read More

How does one combine a fleshlight and a TV remote?

Love…In the afternoon

How does one combine a fleshlight and a TV remote?

I’m nearly out of photos, maybe a month or two or three left. Then I’ll have to get around to actually repairing one of the models, or something. On another note, I have no idea how I went from writing … Read More

Maybe we should just follow the law and keep our promise to the nations that we pushed there in the first place.

OH what a beautiful morning

Maybe we should just follow the law and keep our promise to the nations that we pushed there in the first place.

Paddy: I don’t get why you wanted to recess the TV into the wall in the first place. I thought the whole idea was to make this room easier to deal with and help reduce stress Paddy: Opening up the wall … Read More

Dust. Dust everywhere. White footprints all through the house. Weird chalk snot for the next month every time you blow your nose

You Ruinsed It!

Dust. Dust everywhere. White footprints all through the house. Weird chalk snot for the next month every time you blow your nose

It’s true. My tape and mud shills are not the greatest. They’re certainly gotten better over the years, but it is a skill I’d rather not have needed to develop.  The nice thing is since the move to T-Town, I … Read More

Who we kidding. that would be far too much work.

Communication Breakdown

Who we kidding. that would be far too much work.

This is the scene that never ends… It just goes on and on my friend…   Wife: So, he went to get drywall Paddy: NO. He said he’s going to get supplies to mount the old TV on the wall in here … Read More

It's OK. Most likely I'll forget what I went in there for anyhow.

I want to be, your sledgehammer

It's OK. Most likely I'll forget what I went in there for anyhow.

I’m someone who usually will hear the melody, the instruments, and rhythms before hearing the lyrics of a song. This is likely why I made the assumption that Peter Gabriels Song Sledgehammer had something to do with the TV show … Read More

This comic includes 100% free, off camera stink eye. Feel the glare.

I Don’t Know Either

This comic includes 100% free, off camera stink eye. Feel the glare.

Presented without comment because I am truly grateful to have someone in my life to put up with my weird shit and everyone assumes the character is based off of her, when it is really based off of my own … Read More

Bouncing Quarters

So I accidentally wrote another shaking butt joke. It started off just wanting to figure a way to use a blurred headshot. and tie that into the WTF expression. Then I realized that last weeks comic may not quite be … Read More

I am only 1 of 3 men in the world who can have a panty line while wearing boxers

Jam don’t shake like that

I am only 1 of 3 men in the world who can have a panty line while wearing boxers

I really wonder what I was thinking when I took the giant ass pictures. I mean I like a big butt just as well as the next guy, but I’m really surprised that my self conscious self let me take … Read More

That is a really big ass

Butt Crack of Dawn

That is a really big ass

I have no idea what I was doing. No idea what I had in mind when I took these shots. I assume something with fixing the computer, but the damned thing is on. I know in reality I was trying … Read More