Put ’em to work

Anus licking should at least qualify them for a junior corporate VP position. Let alone the opportunities in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The best part about that is I could sell the children.

and so the story finally begins. This is probably going to be slow going for awhile as I adjust to using a new graphics program.


Wife: hrmm, what?
Patrick: …Sorry, just talking to myself really.
Wife: About?
Patrick: I was thinking of a way to make some additional income since I’m only working part-time. So I was thinking we could rent out the extra room downstairs.
Patrick: Then I realized we have these two…
Wife: Make resumes for them?
Patrick: They have just as good a chance of getting past the applicant filters as I do.