50 Streets of Grey

Nobody likes being reduced to a mere consumer commodity

Paddy: Goodness, when you go to get shoes, you don’t fuck around. How many feet do you have?
Wife: Oh, ha ha. We’re just cutting through to avoid the main traffic
Paddy: Isn’t that trespassing?
Wife: Not if you’re going to get groceries, then suddenly remember you need to get new shoes first so that your frozen food doesn’t thaw. You’re worried about that?
Paddy: No, I just really don’t want to go back into Costco. Last August they kept trying to run me across the scanner. Apparently they already had the Halloween stuff out