Wife – Page 4 – Plastic Paddy Pogue

Fairy Tales Can Come True…

Happy Halloween If I had planned properly, I would’ve run a fairy good pun contest, but I didn’t plan properly. Paddy: I’m Fairy certain those kids intend to egg the house Wife: Patrick’s hiding in the pumpkin pile with the hose … Read More

What do you mean I can't claim the clothing? The tablet and the Halloween decoration ARE business expenses Mr. Koskinen.

Budget movements

It has been very hot for the Pacific Northwest. I can tell because it’s has cooed down to 75 and I am contemplating a long sleeve shirt. It seems like just a few years ago I was in Anchorage with … Read More

While we're at it, we should replace the photographer and the writer.

Howard Hawks it ain’t

I’m not sure which is worse, that the comic is a cliche, or that while I was writing and laying out the argument and the discussion, it turned into the cliche on it’s own. There is also the strangeness of the … Read More

Note that he didn't ask for a body double

Meetings

Meetings. Even just setting up for the pictures I got bored and started playing with my phone. If I didn’t kill the current story it was going to be weeks of pretty much everyone saying “well this is shitty” … Read More

Cats are assholes

Cats are assholes Cats are assholes: C.a.1 [Cats are assholes]: This cat is an asshole-That cat is an assholes/A cat is an asshole; C.a.2 [Cats are assholes:Cats are assholes]: Those cats are assholes-These cats are assholes/All cats are assholes. Paddy: Might I suggest … Read More

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

Jane, Stop this crazy thing

The first time I heard Astro by the White Stripes I wasn’t really paying attention and only caught one of the last lines in the song. “Maybe Tesla does the Astro” So basically I got electric car, and cartoon dog. The next … Read More

Ahhhhh, yer drunk yer drunk you silly old fool. As drunk as drunk can be. That's nothing but an old dog that me mother gave to me.

Pray you, who does the wolf love?

Finishing the chapter on a mellow note I guess. I’m hoping that’s the last of the night shots with my cell phone for a bit. I’m not really happy with the appearance, but it is a limitation of my medium … Read More

Not so much a howl as a very bad rendition of 'Danny Boy'.

Nature teaches beasts to know their friends.

For the record, before I get an email. We don’t intentionally get the dog drunk. She has on occasion when we weren’t looking, drank our beer. Hopefully there won’t be too many more dark comics. If there is, I’ll have … Read More

As a child I was very disappointed when I learned that the "hanging of the Greens" did not involve getting rid of the mean people down the street.

From now on your troubles will be far away…

Merry Christmas. Well, I’ve learned one thing with the larger format. It certainly makes a larger file. I had to switch over to jpg so that it didn’t take too long to load. As it is, it’s going to take … Read More

I tell you what. Scratch my ass, and if my hind quarters uncontrollably go up, I'll put in a good word.

Far and Away.

Paddy could be Tom Cruise’s Son, he’s about the right height. :-) Looking at this one again, It’s a bit wordy. I probably should have expanded it into a couple of weeks, but it didn’t seem wordy enough for that. … Read More