There is no helping the City of Victora Tartan
There is no helping the City of Victora Tartan

Also makes a lovely thong

It’s absolutely true. All of it. Including the alt text hover. Though I guess nowadays wordpress should think a bit about renaming the “alt text” to something more appropriate.

 

Wife: What on earth possessed you to try and work on the stunt double?
Paddy: I was trying to be helpful
Wife: That I get, but you continued after he cut you out of the mess
Paddy: Oh I wasn’t working on the dummy
Wife: No?
Paddy: No, Fred was out with that horrible kilt; and I decided something had to be done about it
Wife: That explains the spray glue and the glitter bottle up your bum
Paddy: Why does he wear that?
Wife: No idea, but don’t let that thing open up in here