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Bang Bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

Patrick: What? Someone randomly bashed you on the head?
Paddy: Goodness no. It was a deliberate accident.
Paddy: The guard meant to hit me on the head for certain, but the me that he wanted to hit wasn’t actually me. The me he wanted to hit was Rusty McNabb. The poor bastard had the unfortunate occasion of being my physical reflection
Paddy: He figured it out once he realized I was fully clothed.
Patrick: That had to be hard for him to explain.
Paddy: Oh, there was no need for all that. He was an asylum guard, and I was fucking dead.