I remind you that he also cannot remember to put on pants

Butt first

Christmas time indeed.


Paddy: So you’re making this for Christmas?
Patrick: Yup. She never really comes out here so I’m free to work all I want and she’ll never really notice
Paddy: Won’t she expect some sort of project to be done at some point? You’ve been out here for weeks
Patrick: She has her own projects she works on. Thinking of which, I saw you hauling a bunch of stuff upstairs. Weren’t you working on something?
Paddy: Not that I can recall