Cats are assholes
Cats are assholes: C.a.1 [Cats are assholes]: This cat is an asshole-That cat is an assholes/A cat is an asshole; C.a.2 [Cats are assholes:Cats are assholes]: Those cats are assholes-These cats are assholes/All cats are assholes.
Paddy: Might I suggest you stay out as late as you can tonight? Since neither of you have to work tomorrow.
Cat: You shall commence with the petting. Because Cats are assholes
Wife: We’ll be home after dinner.
Patrick: Well, maybe after a walk.
Wife: You trying to get rid of us?
Cat: Completely ignoring the conversation, because Cats are assholes You do not seem to be following instructions
Paddy: Tomorrow, you’ll be home all day. With me.
Cat: Well, nobody wants that. Because Cats are assholes
Paddy: So have a night out before the four of us drive you crazy.
Cat: Is that what you’re supposed to be doing around here. Because Cats are assholes