We can rebuild him, but we can't afford the technology

Don’t forget Michelle Ryan

I think the series The Venture Brothers explained the silliness of the Six Million Dollar Man Sasquatch episode the best. It’s the best explanation


Patrick: OK so how does that feel?
Paddy: Like I have a new spring to my step
Patrick: and the movement?
Paddy: Well I can’t touch me toes
Patrick: you couldn’t before
Paddy: big heavy sigh I know
Patrick: So what’s wrong then?
Paddy: Well I was kind of hoping for a Lindsay Wagner thing
Patrick: Not Lee Majors?
Paddy: I’m afraid of the Sasquatch