It would be also be quite entertaining to fill it with a plastic Skeleton. or a hundred.

Dumpster Diving

There is a certain satisfaction of a good flushing toilet in your home. Especially if you suffer from IBS, or food allergies that cause intestinal reactions.


Paddy: OH SHIT! Did we have a flood? I knew I shouldn’t have flushed the golf balls. That Toto video was so convincing
Patrick: No flood, at least not yet. I’m just organizing the storage closet
Paddy: OH, I see. You thought about getting a dumpster?
Patrick: This is all stuff we use or want
Paddy: I can see that, but that does not negate the fact that a dumpster out front would irritate the neighbors