I think of these every time I hear adults say they want a rocking chair. The more conservative the person, the funnier it is. Especially when it's Grandpa.

Easy Rider

Maybe I could make adult rocking horses. That would be a good idea. There would be a huge demand for them if marketed correctly. They’d have to be made strong enough to hold two people. Hand work them out of exotic hardwoods.


Narrator: So you are a cabinet maker
Paddy: A sexy, sexy cabinet maker
Narrator: Just… no
Narrator: You are working on your project
Paddy: Oh, I know what it should be!
Narrator: You are working on a chair
Paddy: A rocking chair
Narrator: Yes actually. Good guess
Paddy: I know just the one. Here, look!