If I had planned properly, I would’ve run a fairy good pun contest, but I didn’t plan properly.
Paddy: I’m Fairy certain those kids intend to egg the house
Wife: Patrick’s hiding in the pumpkin pile with the hose
Paddy: That is… SHIT! I just had the one pun. What a waste of a $12 costume. I wish I would’ve went fairy specific
Wife: How ’bout you and I go trick or treating?