Sadly, it still doesn't explain the terrible Kilt. That's all human right there.
Sadly, it still doesn't explain the terrible Kilt. That's all human right there.

Fortitude

Anybody following Instagram or Tumblr is aware I just took a small road trip to Sequim and Port Angeles WA. I took a ton of pictures, actually relaxed a bit and thoroughly enjoyed myself as much as I think it is possible for me to do at this point. I forget to bring Paddy. I could have had a whole years worth of pics, but no. I’m an idiot.

 

Paddy: We forgot to buy the pants
Wife: We weren’t even looking for pants
Paddy: I know
Wife: Then why mention it?
Paddy: Because we didn’t buy any
Wife: Did we need to?
Paddy: We left your anxiety prone husband speaking with the neighbor
Wife: yeah, and?
Paddy: A very talkative neighbor
Paddy: Who is convinced that the news talk about illegal aliens is referring to Roswell New Mexico