One of the downsides to wood and tile flooring is that we now have fur tumbleweeds. They are however, good entertainment for the cat when there is a breeze.
Paddy: So, come here often?
Dog: I’m always here. Unless they trick me into a ride to the Vets. That happens a lot actually.
Paddy: Do you know how to get on the wife’s good graces?
Dog: Oh I know this one. “Get out from under my feet.”
Paddy: Neither of you seem to be able to do that.
Dog: true, but we’re cute.
Paddy: It seems you’re leaving half your hair behind you. Is this some sort of condition I should know about?
Dog: It’s OK. It’ll give you something in common to talk about. keep skritching please.