I suspect he's going to be one of those people that drive really stiff

Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?

Paddy: So. It sounds like she found a job
Patrick: That she did
Paddy: She said she’ll be travelling a lot
Patrick: Yes she will
Paddy: and you just stay here working on projects, cleaning the house, doing dishes
Patrick: yeah yeah, she wears the pants in the family HaHa, our relationship has always been like that
Paddy: You know, I still don’t understand the two of you and your fascination with people wearing pants, but I accept you for who you are. I just think it would be a good idea if you teach me how to drive. In case you cut your head off on the tablesaw or something
Patrick: My head?