It's astounding...

I’m looking at the man in the mirror

I must say it was very awkward taking these photos, as well as the next few weeks worth. It wasn’t the slip, but the whole shower scene. Mostly because the cat kept looking at us.

 
Paddy: Alright Paddy, I know it’s been a while but you can do this.
Paddy: but I…
Paddy: At the very least you need to wash the dog slobber off yer leg.
Paddy: OK
Paddy: Great. By the way, I must say, black is certainly slimming. Sexy too.
Narrator: Oh just get on with it.
Paddy: Well you’re a bit impatient for the old blow off aren’t you?
Narrator: Hardly. You’re not even my type