Insert Cucumber Joke Here

I like cucumbers.


Paddy: OK, the cat is fed and the pizza will be ready for pick up in thirty minutes
Patrick: I thought you were having it delivered
Paddy: They said they don’t deliver here
Patrick: What? That’s crazy! They’re less than a mile away
Paddy: they didn’t say it was too far, just that they won’t deliver here anymore
Patrick: Did they say why?
Paddy: All I know is I’m sure there’s a society, where waiving a large cucumber coated in dripping olive oil is a perfectly acceptable way to greet someone