Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

Jane, Stop this crazy thing

The first time I heard Astro by the White Stripes I wasn’t really paying attention and only caught one of the last lines in the song. “Maybe Tesla does the Astro”  So basically I got electric car, and cartoon dog. The next time I heard the song, I was thoroughly confused. Mostly because I once again wasn’t paying attention, and it sounded like all of these people were doing a cartoon dog. Eventually I actually listened to the song and caught the actual lyrics, but to this day I think of Astro on the treadmill at the end of the Jetsons when I hear it. “Jane, Stop this crazy thing”


Paddy: Not that I want to be a Pollyanna, but this could work out in your favor
Patrick: I was thinking about that. It’s why I came in here. To work on a budget
Patrick: Money is certainly going to be tight
Paddy: But it’s been tight, That’s why I’m here
Patrick: True, but it’s not like you pay rent
Paddy: yes, but I’m eye candy
Wife: Hello? anyone home?
Paddy: Oh shit! She’s back. Quick, put the dog on there, and look busy. I’ll supervise