You know, you never see a 60 year old woman with large breasts and no bra in their ads. I suspect fowl play in the advertising department.

Do you know the muffin man?

First day on a new job is always a bit rough.

 

Door Slamming.
very tired , near death, feet dragging steps on wooden floor
Flopping into chair sound
Dog: He’s been gone all day. I’m Hungry
Patrick: Everything OK?
Paddy: I got a job. My interview was basically “Can you start now?”. So I did
Patrick: Well then, how did it go?
Paddy: Well, I remember why I haven’t had a regular job in a long time. Eyes up here muffin top