He got on my computer once. Within five minutes it was like surfing the web through a knight helmet with the face shield down

Love me Tinder, Love my do

Well I screwed that one up like 5 times this morning. Lets try this again.


Narrator: Like all the things!
Paddy: like. like. oh, Candy Crush! Wasn’t she in that pizza film with John Holmes?
Patrick: You’re thinking of Candida Royale
Paddy: Oh right. She opened that museum didn’t she?
Narrator: Yes! Add that one!
Patrick: The one in Vegas? No
Patrick: I think Veronica Hart worked there though
Paddy: Oh, That’s right. SHIT! What’s a Tinder?
Narrator: snort HEHEHE