to which Watson replied "Go fuck yerself, I'm just in the next room!" At least that's how I remember it.

“Mr. Watson–come here–I want to see you.”

Now I just have to work out how he’s going to answer the damned touch screen. Let alone hold the phone in the first place.
Not to confuse people with Sherlock, “Mr. Watson–come here–I want to see you.” is from Alexader Graham Bell on the first telephone call, ever. It was to his assistant Thomas A. Watson.

In the next room.

We have apparently come full circle.
And people with the surname Watson are destined to be assistants. Except in Golf, but I imagine even they start out as caddies.


Narrator: Any reason you’ve been staring at the closet for 15 minutes?
Paddy: I can’t decide what to wear
Narrator: There aren’t any clothes in there TO wear
Paddy: and that is precisely why I’ve been looking in it
Narrator: Perhaps she emptied space for you
Teenage bed flopping drama sound. Over the top for sure
Paddy: That is precisely my problem
Narrator: What, that she actually likes you enough to clear out space in what is obviously her stuff?
Paddy: Um, yeah. That too
Cell phone “antique phone” ring tone
Paddy: What the hell is that?
Narrator: A phone
Paddy: I know that, but I don’t have a phone