We are omnipotent.

One Ringy-Dingy

Still one of my favorite comedy acts. Ms. Lily Tomlin


Paddy: A gracious good afternoon to you, this is Mr Pogue of the telephone company
Narrator: What?
Paddy: I said, you’re a complete and utter arse if you think this’ll work
Paddy: So, how do I dial out?
Narrator: You push the button and say “dial Patrick”
Paddy: So it will understand me with my heavy font?
Narrator: Let’s try this instead
Paddy: What is this?
Narrator: A special pen
Paddy: You couldn’t try this first?
Narrator: Just try not to lose it
Paddy: Turn around, I know just where to put it