A thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters can still write a script where stormtroopers can aim a match

We are out of blue milk

Thus far I have managed to only see the first trailer for the upcoming Star Wars film. Clicking every corner and hiding every Star wars, Right wing nut case, Left Wing Fein of “I’m helping”, as well as surveys and games in Facebook has really emptied my feed. The only thing in there is baby pictures.


Narrator: This week we decided to keep things simple. To celebrate this weeks major film release we bring you our modern Shakespearean interpretation of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. We hope you enjoy the performance