Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day

No Pants Day. Yes there is such a thing.


Paddy: I made enough in tips to cover the costs of a stunt double
Patrick: I don’t believe that, how much?
Paddy: My split was $802.98
Patrick: you made that much with out wearing pants?
Paddy: Precisely because I wasn’t wearing pants. There was a large Anniversary party, many of the patrons wanted to play grab ass
Cat: You realize you’re the only one wearing pants
Paddy: Eventually we couldn’t serve them any more so one of the gals let on that I was male. Then another gal made like she also worked for the News Tribune. The only hard part was walking home with no pockets