in hindsight, there is probably a cabinetmaker schoolgirl porn out there somewhere.

Ring Ring goes the bell

Narrator: so we’re doing this bit again are we?
Paddy: Quit Cnawvshawling and help me find something to wear!
Paddy: OÍ! FOR THE SHOP!
Narrator: Well you’re not going to actually help
Paddy: true, but this?
Paddy: I mean, WHAT is it with you and these outfits anyhow?
Narrator: Maybe it’s just the lighting in here
Paddy: I look like I’m wearing a doily and a Christmas napkin