Hey, look at that. The vacuum finally made it up the stairs. I wonder if he know to do anything with it. It's not like he isn't supposed to take care of the house or anything.

Start Early, Start Often

Paddy: Good morning
Patrick: hello
Paddy: It’s a gorgeous sunrise. Even if everything is fifty shades of Trump
Patrick: Yeah I know. I was just down at the waterfront for a walk and a think
Paddy: About?
Patrick: What I’m doing, where I’m going,nothing really in particular
Paddy: OH! Maybe it’s a start of a midlife crisis! They’re fun, kind of redundant after the 4th one though