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Tender Vittles

The dog has been on my mind as of late. Likely because coworkers have been bringing theirs into the off before vet trips, and one of them got a pair of mini goats, and it’s been colder this winter so my legs are chili before falling asleep.


Cat: It’s been quiet
Paddy: I could tie a bell to your tail and give you catnip
Cat: I’m not bored, I just miss the constant ticking as she nervously wandered the house
Paddy: I miss the dog too
Cat: can’t say I miss the drool puddles though
Paddy: It did help keep your litter from being not quite so crunchy