I am the night

The Pawtector

This is like our nightly routine. It’s better than the wife’s. She gets a paw across the face. As if to say “See I used the litter box like a good boy.”
Edit 2/7/16 – The wife kindly pointed out that the cat’s phrasing wasn’t very clear and looked more like a typo than a phonetic speech pattern


Cat: Hey you. Food bearer. Wake up. I heard a noise
Patrick: me-wah?
Cat: Good you’re awake. Listen. There’s a disturbance of some sort in the other room
Patrick:Do you need some food?
Patrick: OK, I’ll get you som…..zzzzzzzzzzz
Cat: fine. I’ll keep watch. I have to do everything around here