Narrator: Suddenly, a voice echos from above
Wife: YUCK! DAMN IT CAT!
Television in background: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous
Cat: Remember, I’ve been with you all day
Wife: WHERE ARE YOU?
Television in background: Was she hurt?
Cat: It would look much more believable if you assisted in the shedding of hair
Wife: HAIRBALL CONTROL MY ASS
Television in background: I doubt it. She got hit in the head
Cat: You are very much not helping
