Growing up, one of my uncles while at a wake once joked that the only difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral is one less person. I like this idea. Then again, I’m also fond of “Finnegans Wake”
Paddy: It’s been quiet
Cat: I miss her too. I’m bored
Paddy: I could get you tap shoes
Cat: yeah, I’m not so big about things on my feet
Paddy: How bout a bell? NO wait! I know, one of those flashy lights like those rave kids have
Cat: Do you know where to get one?
Paddy: Not really. Last time I tried a couple of kids ended up with a surprise in their three way photos