I'm thinking that these bone jokes may be hard to swallow, unless you have a really dry sense of humor

What an enormous coccyx

Paddy: I don’t understand why she had to have you come do this
Patrick: She said she felt kind of awkward messing around your ischial and pubis area
Patrick: I’m inclined to agree with her, it’s weird
Paddy: But I haven’t had itchy pubes in a really long time
Patrick: No your hip… Nevermind, look here
Patrick: your shaft is broken, I’m going to have to find a way to compress the spring
Paddy: Try cold water. It always worked before