If only I could get her to pick up the yard.

It’s Worse than that! He’s Dead Jim!


I guess it’s as good way to celebrate 10 comics as any other.


Patrick: It’s probably too late to pretend we’re not home.
Wife: Just answer the door, I’ll hold the dog.
Patrick: Hello. ah,…
Paddy: Hi. I understand you may have room for rent. My name is Paddy.
Patrick: Um, we didn’t post a room for rent.
Dog: What? The going for walks part sounded really nice.