Suddenly, I'm just half the man I used to be.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away…

I learned something. One sided,┬ádouble entendre / innuendo are difficult to do when one is supposed to be talking to a beer. It certainly doesn’t help that I’ve never been comfortable with ‘dirty talk’ in a serious setting. Sexting is just right out.

Speaking of┬ádouble entendre. I’m beginning to wonder if I’m going a bit overboard with them every week.

 

Narrator: Happy Now?
Paddy: Yes, thank you.
Paddy: Oh, what a beautiful creature you are. What’s that? I bet you do go down smooth and slow.
Paddy: Why, You flatter me luv. Though, I was quite the stout lad in my youth
Paddy: Oh, How I long to feel your warmth inside me.
Narrator: Not going to drink it?
Paddy: Alas, I haven’t the stomach for it.
Paddy: or the tongue, the throat, I can’t say I miss the bladder much though.
Dog: um, I’ll drink it.