Question:
How do you collect so much stuff?
I routinely go through my scrap pile and clear out the stuff that I will most likely not need, not use. Since I started the cleaning to move project I have filled the 90 gallon trash container three times. On Saturday we took a van load to the dump. The garage has collected more scrap and another 30 gallons of shop trash.
Answer:
Unemployed elves.
With the dwindling belief in Santa. The bad economy. The shit weather up here this season. The tightening of subsistence restrictions…The Clauses forced a shit ton of the elves out of the shops. Even though they are slave labor, you still have to feed the little buggers. I assume that they got rid of the most glutinous of them, and the most wasteful because my liqueur cabinet is also diminished significantly. I figure he made a special run and unloaded them on unsuspecting innocents in Anchorage. I noticed that when we were in loading at the dump, other were unloading similar scrap. They must not be able to help themselves. Like dogs humping legs, elves must have to build stuff.
I just hope they don’t follow us to Washington.