“No, the landscapers did not change the color of your grass.”
When asked where we are located. the person said they’re in a parking lot on 27th Ave, they can’t find us.
“Are you calling from the blue Camery in our parking lot?”
“I’m afraid I can’t help you with that, I’m not a taxadermist.”
A homeowner called to find out what had blocked up the sewer line. I had to tell them “a 12 inch turd”
“perhaps the Post Office had Monday off. It was a federal holiday.”
People are stupid.