With all the crap in our lives the last few months, the Dr.’s, the Vets, the vehicles, the house, etc., it got me thinking. It’s not our fault obviously. Being American, it’s obviously someone else’s fault. Since there seems to be no one physically responsible, that leaves the divine. But which divine you may ask? Well it goes as follows. The kind of shit that is going on one doesn’t do to complete strangers. No, you do it to family. That leaves out every one of them but God and Jesus. Since there are no writings of Jesus being mean to people, that just leaves God.
Therefore, God exists, and He hates us. Jesus on the other hand loves us all. but Melissa and I are his favorites :-P