Patrick Maylone

Comic Author, woodworker, customer service rep, tech support, jack of no trades Jill of one. I stand up AND sit down to pee. Balding. Bit of a belly. Sometimes gassy. Married for forever. love music. Love art. I think Art is OK though, sometimes he's obnoxious. Did I mention forever?

Witches tits

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I was right, it isn’t normally this cold out. It’s currently running from 3°F to 9°F. (-16.1° to -12° in Celsius, not sure why I can’t get weather in my head that way.) According to this chart at the Washington … Read More

one down three to go.

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I managed to start working on the window seat again. The garage is clean enough for now. Everything in it’s place, just wish I had a place for everything. It’s flippin’ cold out. I don’t recall it being the single … Read More

Leather straps.

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Today was one of those days when I realized I probably shouldn’t have bothered chewing threw the leather straps. “Zub Zub” It’s not that anything bad happened or continued to happen. Nothing when as it should either. I just barely … Read More

Silly Math

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I pooped out about 6ish yesterday. Yesterday was a day that just refused to go as planned. Not actually having a definitive plan certainly did not help matters. No, We set about yesterday with the same vague idea of what … Read More

Still a mess, but it’s getting there.

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After a good start yesterday things slowed down after out trip to eat breakfast made us ill, Home Depot, and Fred Meyer. We had a problem with the file cabinet we bought. The dimensions on the box were smaller than … Read More

What a mess

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Yesterday I basically replaced all the outside bulbs on the Buick. I finally got the turn signal to work. I’m thinking that multiple bulbs were not functioning correctly. In any event, it didn’t take long to clean up enough of … Read More

God has Dandruff

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It’s snowing. There is not much accumulation, but it hasn’t stopped all day. I know some of you like to keep track of these things. It’s a good thing I live in Alaska, not Denver, CO. Snow tires work great … Read More

Working very slowly.

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During commercial breaks of dead like me and EureKa last night I mostly finished the molding. There are about two little pieces left and one big one to attach. The dog is terrified of the compressor that I use to … Read More

I’m feeling better?

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I got some more sleep last night, strange sleep, but more sleep. So I’m beginning to feel better. At the least I don’t feel sleepy. This morning I checked on the hallway paint from last night. It looks like I … Read More