Patrick Maylone

Comic Author, woodworker, customer service rep, tech support, jack of no trades Jill of one. I stand up AND sit down to pee. Balding. Bit of a belly. Sometimes gassy. Married for forever. love music. Love art. I think Art is OK though, sometimes he's obnoxious. Did I mention forever?

I’ve never done that before.

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Home yesterday with my knee acting up and an upset stomach. I ended up reading a whole book over the course of the day. I think the book was kind of short in respect to other books I’ve been reading … Read More

Things to remember…

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Chemical stripper and Melissa don’t mix. A regular stripper and Melissa probably don’t mix either, but I’m not gonna find out. We put a stripping agent on the floor. Then we decided it was hard enough walking around the kitchen … Read More

Don’t that beat all…

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This weekend while Melissa ripped up the supremely soaked sub-floor in our kitchen I worked on her computer. This consisted of moving various parts around and taking 12 steps and 45 minutes to do somethings that should have only taken … Read More

QED

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With all the crap in our lives the last few months, the Dr.’s, the Vets, the vehicles, the house, etc., it got me thinking. It’s not our fault obviously. Being American, it’s obviously someone else’s fault. Since there seems to … Read More

“The Gods Hate Patrick & Melissa”

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This week the dishwasher commits murder/suicide and takes the kitchen floor with it. It apparently has been a slow leaky death. The subfloor is all bubbled up. It’ll be quite the project when funds allow for it. In the mean … Read More

Busy at work-quiet at home.

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It’s been pretty busy at work with the exception of today. I think the sun is getting to people as they are being more stupid than normal. Perhaps I’m just becoming less tolerant. Nah. This guy came in a thew … Read More

I’m really pooped.

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It seems that everyone decided that they were the most important thing in the world. Fires were put out and rents were paid. I’m still not sure why “the grass they planted is the wrong shade of green” is such … Read More

I’m so excited

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I got dual monitors working without a hitch. I’m starting to feel comfortable enough with this setup to migrate some of my stuff over. Not quite yet though. There are a few things I need to iron out first. fonts … Read More

What a beautiful day.

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After going to bed late last night, we had the neighbor with a loud stereo last night/early this morning. The pop radio station no less. 3 am. that was less than interesting to say the least. I tried, and managed … Read More