Patrick Maylone

Comic Author, woodworker, customer service rep, tech support, jack of no trades Jill of one. I stand up AND sit down to pee. Balding. Bit of a belly. Sometimes gassy. Married for forever. love music. Love art. I think Art is OK though, sometimes he's obnoxious. Did I mention forever?

Ouch. Bitch. Moan. Whine.

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My knees are bothering me today. Yes knees. Not sure why the other one is bothering me, perhaps it’s jealous of the attention the left knee has been getting. Personally I’d much rather it was doing this throbbing thing over … Read More

Love me like a lab rat.

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I had today off. small intimidated yea! I also only had one thing that Had to be done. and I scheduled that yesterday. Good thing I had the day off as last night I once again woke up around midnight … Read More

Indigetable body parts

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Got some more pictures added to the gallery. Mostly of the window seat we’re working on. There’s a few of the dog in there too. Melissa made quiche for dinner. I don’t know why, but I can eat hers without … Read More

My dog is cheating on me.

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Apparently Melissa is more comfortable to sleep next to than I am. Could be the softer blankets or that she doesn’t move around much. My bet is on the latter. That and the fact that Melissa will move over if … Read More

And so it begins

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Seat Project Got a coat of shellac on the backside of the winder seat. I like shellac. goes on easy. dries fast. don’t have to clean the brush out afterward. VERY easy to fix. It smells good too. It dries … Read More

Two test Tickles

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Just a post to better understand how some of the features work. There is nothing to see here.  

Pavlov’s Dog

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Weird work week so far. People are stupid. Me included. It’s probably me. Que Eric Claptin. Yesterday, I had someone at the desk. To help her I needed to ask a co-worker a question. I picked up my phone, pushed … Read More

Waiting for the Coffee to Kick in…

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I sometimes wonder if it was a good idea to quit smoking. There just doesn’t seem to be a good balance for my digestive system. The MD has me on Glycol. Similar/related to to what they put in hot water … Read More

Stupid is as stupid does

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I had someone call with a question while I was at work. This is my job. Can I mail in my rent? yes of course. But we have no control over the post office, so it may get here late. … Read More

ARRRRRR!!!!!!

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Quick bitch & Moan before bed. After all this time. You would think that Mozilla/firefox development would be able to get fonts to display correctly in Linux. I assume it’s firefox as all the other browsers display fonts just fine. … Read More