Not quite awake yet.

It really does take me a few hours to wake up in the morning. I go from my normally over observant, flair for the obvious awake self to being lucky I leave the house with pants on. I suppose it’s … Read More

I tell you what. Scratch my ass, and if my hind quarters uncontrollably go up, I'll put in a good word.

Far and Away.

I tell you what. Scratch my ass, and if my hind quarters uncontrollably go up, I'll put in a good word.

Paddy could be Tom Cruise’s Son, he’s about the right height. :-) Looking at this one again, It’s a bit wordy. I probably should have expanded it into a couple of weeks, but it didn’t seem wordy enough for that. … Read More

Anus licking should at least qualify them for a junior corporate VP position. Let alone the opportunities in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The best part about that is I could sell the children.

Put ’em to work

Anus licking should at least qualify them for a junior corporate VP position. Let alone the opportunities in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The best part about that is I could sell the children.

and so the story finally begins. This is probably going to be slow going for awhile as I adjust to using a new graphics program.   Wife: hrmm, what? Patrick: …Sorry, just talking to myself really. Wife: About? Patrick: I … Read More