We really don’t know all that much about Mrs Metiche but she as hell know everything about everyone else in the neighborhood. What we heard is that she moved back into the house to take care of her elderly mother; and when she passed, just never moved out. We are also very aware that it is indeed “Mrs.” Not “Ms”, not “Miss”, and never ever “Paula”. No one seems to have ever seen Mr Metiche, and there is only ever enough trash put out for one; barely. The children say that on warm summer days her yard smells like a dead raccoon. It’s probably just the Douglas Nightshade she has in the yard.
and look at that, suddenly we now have two neighbors. It’s like people breed or something. I originally intended to only have our little motley crew. I thought I would just mention a neighbors name kind of thing, but then … Read More