Character: Narrator

Voice from beyond the 4th wall, and past the 12th door on the left. With a voice like Patrick Stewart run through a grinder, like a conscience he is ignored by most. Manipulated by a few.

besides, they have yet to make an inflatable Santa with tinsel farts blowing out of his bottom.

Boxed Belfry

besides, they have yet to make an inflatable Santa with tinsel farts blowing out of his bottom.

Yup. The last few weeks have been leading up to adding a new character that I’m not even certain what I’m going to do with. Then why add him? because he was cheap and I think it’s really funny that … Read More

Why not indeed. Just because it LOOKS like he's looking into the neighbors houses, doesn't mean he is. I mean, he is, but that's besides the point.

Bird Watching

Why not indeed. Just because it LOOKS like he's looking into the neighbors houses, doesn't mean he is. I mean, he is, but that's besides the point.

in hindsight, I should have taken one of the other skeletons and used it’s hands in the photo to make him look more like he was holding the binoculars instead of leaning in creepily to look through them on a … Read More

because Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year

I’m glad my name’s not Christmas

because Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year

One of the things I like about working Monday through Friday 7:00 AM – 3:30 PM is that it is still light outside when I drive home from work. One of the things I DON’T like about working Monday through Friday … Read More

In truth, he did unknowingly land on Craigslist, but he couldn't figure out what all the acronyms stood for.

Who’s Craig?

In truth, he did unknowingly land on Craigslist, but he couldn't figure out what all the acronyms stood for.

Craigslist, or rather it’s users, are much different here in WA than back in AK. In AK, there were a few flakes that wanted you to hold your item and then never show up, or call. Usually everything was fairly … Read More

Maybe it was a nearsighted owl with poor night vision and a speedsuit

there ’tis

Maybe it was a nearsighted owl with poor night vision and a speedsuit

Perhaps it is time for a change, maybe I should actually promote the comic. Maybe I shouldn’t be so cheap, and actually buy some ad space and promote the comic. Better yet, find a minion to promote the comic for … Read More

Then maybe he ought to get a new job and buy his own

Hand me downs

Then maybe he ought to get a new job and buy his own

It is now very clearly fall here. We may still be having some 80 degree days, but the light has taken on a more yellowish tint. Although it’s probably more likely that there is simply less blue. There are also … Read More

Take that however / whichever way you think appropriate

But First; Butt First

Take that however / whichever way you think appropriate

Like everyone else on this planet, I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing. I don’t fake it very well either. It’s going on over a year that I started planning for the bookcases. In my head there are probably … Read More

Have I mentioned that cats are Assholes?

Cat in Basket No. 4, Blue period

Have I mentioned that cats are Assholes?

I felt it important to run this comic as a slight interruption. You see, last night it seems  that Bastet had deemed what I can only assume was some sort of pet and owner grooming session of enormous import and magnitude. Again. … Read More

He's lucky there wasn't time to perform the Positron Emission Tomography

Now serving number 9

He's lucky there wasn't time to perform the Positron Emission Tomography

Still fighting with the stunt double. attempt one doesn’t seem to want to hold the legs up on their own. Next is an experiment involving zip ties.  I suspect that there will be comics regarding this that might accidentally appeal … Read More

Well at least not anymore. Not since the Lilliput'n incident back in '05

Dead Weight

Well at least not anymore. Not since the Lilliput'n incident back in '05

Well the repaired hand seems to be holding up this time. I’m still a bit  concerned about cutting up the second one. My first attempt at a leg stiffener seems to be a failure. I have an idea for a solution but … Read More