Character: Narrator

Voice from beyond the 4th wall, and past the 12th door on the left. With a voice like Patrick Stewart run through a grinder, like a conscience he is ignored by most. Manipulated by a few.

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

Technology is the Devil

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

My phone died last night. It looks to be bricked from a background update but I’m not sure. I fully expect to given the run around with my carrier who will tell me to go to the manufacturer who will … Read More

He's been concerned about it since the first incident with the cheese grater, the pancakes and the pliers

No-pan kissa

He's been concerned about it since the first incident with the cheese grater, the pancakes and the pliers

Some of our more nitpicky more astute readers may have noticed that Paddy has been missing his left fifth Distal and Middle Phalanges. While it technically isn’t missing and is on my desk. I thought that I’d bring up that … Read More

I think of these every time I hear adults say they want a rocking chair. The more conservative the person, the funnier it is. Especially when it's Grandpa.

Easy Rider

I think of these every time I hear adults say they want a rocking chair. The more conservative the person, the funnier it is. Especially when it's Grandpa.

Maybe I could make adult rocking horses. That would be a good idea. There would be a huge demand for them if marketed correctly. They’d have to be made strong enough to hold two people. Hand work them out of exotic … Read More

"Hey baby, you need some dovetails pounded" doesn't really work as a pick up line.

Furniture Porn

"Hey baby, you need some dovetails pounded" doesn't really work as a pick up line.

I like the concept of looking at a lot of pictures of something and calling it porn. Spend ten minutes looking at photos of food, food porn. A couple hours looking at chairs and tables, furniture porn. Four hours shopping … Read More

I also like to call it "crisis management"

On my own…

I also like to call it "crisis management"

Somewhere along the way I stopped keeping track. Apparently I hit a hundred of these things a few weeks back. You know what that means? It means I better come up with another Halloween costume pretty quick. I wonder how … Read More

yes he's asleep. yes he is snoring.

wakey wakey

yes he's asleep. yes he is snoring.

Not sure what to do for this week’s strip? Out of oomph after a busy week at work? Insomnia acting up again? Throw a cat picture up. The internet loves cat pictures. Even people that hate cats love internet cat … Read More

in hindsight, there is probably a cabinetmaker schoolgirl porn out there somewhere.

Ring Ring goes the bell

in hindsight, there is probably a cabinetmaker schoolgirl porn out there somewhere.

Narrator: so we’re doing this bit again are we? Paddy: Quit Cnawvshawling and help me find something to wear! Paddy: OÍ! FOR THE SHOP! Narrator: Well you’re not going to actually help Paddy: true, but this? Paddy: I mean, WHAT is it with you and … Read More

No Brain, no pain

Irony, the opposite of wrinkley

No Brain, no pain

So I decided to put the Tinder story line on hold. I have enough going on in my life right now that adding the possibility, no matter how remote, of dealing with messages, notifications and such going off, or the possible 2 … Read More

Jazz hands!

Ohhh, my love. My darling

Jazz hands!

The truth is they live there now. I stacked them in there a few months ago to get them out of the way of the rearrangement of the furniture and I’ve been too lazy and to grab one of them … Read More

Tinder is basically the home version of "The Dating Game" without Chuck Woolery

In search of Rodney Alcala

Tinder is basically the home version of "The Dating Game" without Chuck Woolery

I suspect if they did the dating game today with the same set up you’d have everyone sitting on their stools looking down at their phones. There would also probably be a GCI of Jim Lange in his prime hosting the … Read More