Voice from beyond the 4th wall, and past the 12th door on the left. With a voice like Patrick Stewart run through a grinder, like a conscience he is ignored by most. Manipulated by a few.
Well I screwed that one up like 5 times this morning. Lets try this again. Narrator: Like all the things! Paddy: like. like. oh, Candy Crush! Wasn’t she in that pizza film with John Holmes? Patrick: You’re thinking of Candida Royale Paddy: Oh … Read More
I have no idea why he’s holding the phone like that. I suppose I should get back to work on the mobility project. I also wonder how many younger people would assume that I’m making a social commentary on the … Read More
How in the world do real writers end a story line? This one just seems to keep on going. Paddy: So Lucy won and I was sent back to earth Patrick: Not into heaven? Paddy: Don’t be daft. I wouldn’t be talking … Read More
How complicated were cars then? The right pedal operates the brakes, the middle selects reverse, the left one can be depressed or lifted to switch between the two speeds and, on some models, the brake lever to the right also … Read More
Attack Eyebrows is still funny. Paddy: OH! you’re out of rum Wife: By the way, thanks for breakfast Patrick: …We could re-watch last season Paddy:You’re welcome. . Why would you do that? the last year was kind of bleh compared … Read More
Exercising your right to privacy, Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money, Love’s labors lost, Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube… Paddy: You could at least have the decency to close the door Television in … Read More
Narrator: Suddenly, a voice echos from above Wife: YUCK! DAMN IT CAT! Television in background: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous Cat: Remember, I’ve been with you all day Wife: WHERE ARE YOU? Television in background: Was … Read More
You know you are getting pretty sleep deprived when you are writing a comic about the cat, that the cat is not actually featured in, and the cat walks into the room you are working in and your first instinct … Read More
Today’s comic is sponsored by SPAM, the mystery meat. Because nothing says delicious like Spam and Banana Fritters with asparagus. Narrator: Whatcha doing? Paddy: Catching up on fan email Narrator: How do You have fan mail? We barely have any readership Paddy: HA! Shows … Read More
You know how hard it is to make bullshit that is really all just cliche sound profound and deep? This took a whole 20 minutes! That’s 20 whole minutes of my life I’ll never get back. All for a toilet gag … Read More