Voice from beyond the 4th wall, and past the 12th door on the left. With a voice like Patrick Stewart run through a grinder, like a conscience he is ignored by most. Manipulated by a few.
For those with Cats, not in the Pacific Northwest I give you Matanuska Thunderfuck. Wait, no. Matanuska Thunderstruck low idling cat noises in background Narrator: Another Comic? Paddy: Recipes. I dumped a bag of oregano on meself and the floor Narrator: How … Read More
I really need to get moving on making Paddy more poseable. Narrator: How goes the fill in? Paddy: Mostly OK, but the damned thing won’t stay upright Narrator: Well prop it up with something Narrator: Perhaps something less bulky? Paddy: Maybe I could … Read More
It is taking much longer to saw off fingers than I thought. I ended up ordering a jewelers saw because didn’t want to lose a lot of material when cutting the plastic. Using a filament cutter would have been perfect, … Read More
So I had this whole strip written out, laid out in Inkscape, and just needed to create the speech bubbles. Then this morning I woke up with Jolie Holland’s “Old Fashioned Morphine” stuck in my head. Sadly, the rewrite is … Read More
Presented without comment. Narrator: Make sure the patient is properly restrained… Paddy: You need to go tighter Narrator: Sterilization and sharp instruments are key to success Paddy: HOLY SHIT! Stop Stop Stop. OK. I’ll quit using your wife’s clothes! … Read More
I originally had a BZZZPT! sound effect between the panels two and three. Then I thought about how unrealistic that would be. Battery charging clamps on plastic wouldn’t do anything. Patrick: You know we stopped shooting a while ago? … Read More
I’m usually surprised when I encounter someone that has never seen Young Frankenstein. I’m not sure why as it seems to happen quite often. Schwanzstucker scene, just because it always makes me laugh. Narrator: “From that fateful day when stinking … Read More
Yes, there really are stunt doubles. Yes I am really pulling the Frankenstein’s Monster gag. Yes it is a lame anniversary comic, but so’s the comic. Narrator: To celebrate one year of work on this comic, we’ve decided to … Read More
First day on a new job is always a bit rough. Door Slamming. very tired , near death, feet dragging steps on wooden floor Flopping into chair sound Dog: He’s been gone all day. I’m Hungry Patrick: Everything OK? … Read More
It has been very hot for the Pacific Northwest. I can tell because it’s has cooed down to 75 and I am contemplating a long sleeve shirt. It seems like just a few years ago I was in Anchorage with … Read More